I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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