dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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