I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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