i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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