her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
