Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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