Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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