EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize