I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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