Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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