Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
