He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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