but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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