I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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