why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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