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I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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