I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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