i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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