Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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