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  I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.

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• (916): View more from California

  They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"

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• (979): View more from Texas

  You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands

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  When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things

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• (631): View more from New York

  You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Like the friend zone has no room for winks

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• (310): View more from California

  last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole

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