His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?