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(847): View more from Illinois

This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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(416): View more from Ontario

Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.

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(310): View more from California

Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.

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(713): View more from Texas

you win again, gameday.

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(813): View more from Florida

I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???

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(808): View more from Hawaii

You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.

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(989): View more from Michigan

in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.

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(650): View more from California

sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.

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