did you get engaged???
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
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I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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