69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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