We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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