I don't think brook has ever known best
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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