Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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