The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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