she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
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I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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