Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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