you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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