Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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