Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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