ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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