Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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