Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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