Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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