love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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