She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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