I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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