We're like a lot better than the average bears
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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