Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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