Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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