I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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