Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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