I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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