he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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