have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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