I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
