You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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