you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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