Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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