So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I have post one night stand depression
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