wake up i wanna do it froggy style
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
