So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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