Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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