the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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