My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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