I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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