I showed him my bush... on skype.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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