the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
